Kerry Defends The Infamous Global Test Remark

While attempting to defend his "global test" remark during the Presidential Debate last Thursday, he inadvertently lays yet another global egg.

"But I can do a better job of protecting America's security because the test that I was talking about was a test of legitimacy, not just in the globe, but elsewhere."

OoooK. I will refrain, with great difficulty, from making the obvious remarks about Uranus and just leave the readership to contemplate just what the heck is he saying.