Kerry Pisses Off Italy

Translated from Italian:

The Minister of Defense, Antonio Martino displayed great bitterness and displeasure for the declarations of John Kerry, according to whom, "The condition of the the Iraqi military was so pathetic that even the Italian military could have given them a kick in the ass." In taking note of the Senator's statements, pronounced in the election campaign and of which yesterday Kerry was excused on television, Martino said, "Senator Kerry, instead of saying that which he thinks, should think of that which he says."

Someone should remind Komrad Kerry of the brave Italian hostage who proclaimed, "I'm going to show you how an Italian dies!" and proceeded to wreck the slaughter-terror video of his cowardly captors.

It appears that the Corriere della Sera has taken note of our press excusing Kerry his remarks.