I've had a theory for awhile now. The character of a man can be measured by the class of the women in his life. Think about the men you know and see how they compare to their mothers, wives and sisters. Now that you know the theory holds water... Let's compare the Bush women to Teresa Heinz Kerry.

For instance, If Terezzzza was a bird, she would be a dirty old crow. If Laura was a bird, she'd be a snow white dove. Similarly, if John Kerry were a fish he's be a sludge sucking bottom feeder or a spineless jelly fish. George Bush would be something like a majestic silver marlin or maybe the leaner sword fish. It's practically scientific how accurate the comparisons are.

This is an audience (all 3 of you) participation exercise. Don't limit yourselves to fish, feel free to get into the more serious issues of fashion and hairdressers. Use the comment link to make a comparison.