Osama Hits the Campaign Trail

I'm Osama bin Laden, and I Approved This Message.

Using words strangly similar to Kerry's recent campaign speeches, Osama claims President Bush is misleading the American people in a new video tape curiously released only moments after the tidbit about Kerry's less than honorable discharge hit the internet this afternoon.

Now I will readily admit I am feeling quite fanatical about the fact that a known traitor and self admitted war criminal is running for president while almost half my countryman cheer him on. Even so, I wouldn't go so far as to say that the Kerry campaign is coordinating with Osama and Al Qaeda. Only a right wing fanatic would think that. Oh, wait.

Lets take a look at sKerry's growing list of foreign endorsements. He has Osama. He has the KLA. He has Iranian Mullahs. He has Adam Yahiye Gadahn aka Azzam the American.

Not surprisingly Kerry's campaign is saying, "Please, No more foreign endorsements!"

Now, how long will it be before John Kerry arranges a secret meeting in Paris to discuss a 7 point peace plan? Maybe Jessie Jackson and Jimmy Carter will tag along.

Some commentary from Kimmymac:

bin Laden said: "The security of the American people does not lie with Bush or Kerry, or Al Quaida. It is in the hands of the American people."

bin Laden needs to substitute "American military" for "American people" and he will have it nailed.

"The security of the American people does not lie with Bush or Kerry or Al Quaida. It is in the hands of the American military."

So true, binny baby. And they will get you, sooner or later.

In the meantime, the American people will re-elect George W. Bush, since he understands that, and Kerry does not.

In the meantime, bin Laden: Shouldn't you be in Paris, peeling grapes for Yasser?